November 5, 2013

Remember, kids, it's never meaningful when an honest-to-God leftist wins!

UPDATE: It's GOVERNOR McAuliffe to you.

UPDATE: Fox News has called it for McAuliffe. NBC also projects him as the winner.

UPDATE: So far, NJ voters support an increase in the minimum wage by roughly 3-1. If this keeps up, it'll be a win.

UPDATE: Pretty much everyone has already called the election for Christie. Big surprise.

No matter what happens tonight, we know two things: Media bobbleheads will say Bill DeBlasio's huge victory on a left-wing platform in New York City has no special meaning, and that Chris Christie's victory in New Jersey heralds a huge comeback for the Republican Party!

And if Terry McAuliffe wins, maybe Virginia will be safe for lovers again.

We'll post results when we get them. In the meantime, fill us in on your local election news. Anyone try to steal your vote?

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