Gooooood Morning Crooks and Liars! Tengrain here to bring you our Monday, Blue-plate special:
Wisdom of the West rounds up the week in water.
Juanita Jean's World Most Dangerous Beauty Salon goes out for fast food and finds Rick Perry.
The Monarch Review calls for solidarity, and you should listen.
Bonus Track: Big Bad Bald Bastard tells us about the Crime Against The Muse. I wish I had said it first.