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Brigitte Bardot To The Rescue

Two alcoholic bears can now afford to go to rehab thanks to Bridget Bardot.
Brigitte Bardot To The Rescue

File under it almost makes sense:

Last week, two alcoholic bears that have been living in squalor for 20 years next to a bar in Sochi were ordered by a Russian court to pack up and go into rehab.

A place in central Transylvania -- one that has a lot of experience with retired boozing circus dancing bears, of course -- stepped up and offered to put the duo on a 12-step regimen.

But the cost of transportation made the journey impossible until 80-year-old French sex symbol Bridget Bardot stepped in and footed the bill. The end.

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