Oh Rick, Honey, You’re A Mess
Credit: Michael Vadon
April 20, 2015

Rick Perry: Bless His Heart.

Y’all, Rick is talking again and it is not a pretty picture.In explaining how he is different this time, Rick admits that he and “his team” lied.

Perry also acknowledged that he had serious health challenges during the last campaign, even though his team denied them at the time.

And that he was dumber than a sack of hammers.

“To be prepared, to stand on the stage and talk about this myriad of issues, whether it’s domestic policy, monetary policy or foreign policy, it takes years of intense studies,” the 65-year-old replied. “I spent the last three years in that mode — being able to stand up and discuss all of these issues and do it in a way that is very profound and impactful.”

Yes, he spent three years taking a course called, “Impactful Gettin’ Smart.” I think he means that he spent three years doing what everybody else did with the rest of their lives.

Rick Perry being profound is something I will pay money to see.

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