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What A Difference A Day Makes

Honey, if it takes you more than 15 minutes to figure out that Ted Cruz thinks you’re a deviant, you are a very slow reader.
What A Difference A Day Makes
"I really liked Ted Cruz until I found out it was going to cost me all this money!"

Remember the gay guys hosting an event for Ted Cruz and Cruz just lapping it up?

Well, hold the phone, Nelly, because somebody just had an epiphany. And an apology.

In a statement posted to his Facebook page on Sunday, Reisner sought forgiveness for his “poor judgement,” explaining that he did not do his homework on Cruz’s record on marriage equality before agreeing to host the event.

Just think how Sarah Palin is gonna feel having to turn over the Social Awareness Catastrophe trophy to two gay guys in New York.

One of the host says he’s been “shaken to my bones” from all the outcry from his fellow gays.

“I’ve spent the past 24 hours reviewing videos of Cruz’ statements on gay marriage and I am shocked and angry. I sincerely apologize for hurting the gay community and so many of our friends, family, allies, customers and employees.”

Honey, if it takes you more than 15 minutes to figure out that Ted Cruz thinks you’re a deviant, you are a very slow reader.

We’re all waiting to see if Cruz issues a statement saying, “Hey, I didn’t know they were that kind of gay. You know, the sober kind.”


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