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Republican Nasty Boys

Look at those Bible-thumping, God-fearing good boys doing their thang.
Republican Nasty Boys

It was not a good week for Texas Republicans and morals. In fact, it stank like a goat with a fish around his neck. Come to find out, they have fewer morals than Al Capone’s tomcat.

Former chief of staff to Congressman Smoky Joe Barton of Dallas plead guilty to knowingly possessing child pornographyand trying to send it to his House account.

Not to be outdone by the big city fellas, less than 48 hours later the Chief of Staff to East Texas Republican Congressman Matt Schaefer was arrested on charges of soliciting a minor under 14 – Judd Quarles was booked into the Smith County jail on $350,000 bond.

I would suggest you hide your daughters when Republicans come to town. When they open their Bibles to preach to you, might want to check if there’s wildly obscene pictures in there.


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