April 22, 2016

Stacey Dash, Our Lady of the Low Cleavage and High Dudgeon, is having a bad day today. She's upset. Just terribly upset. Almost as upset as a girlfriend whose boyfriend carelessly forgot to acknowledge the one-month anniversary of their first kiss or something.

Why? Because President Obama talked about Earth Day but failed to mention that today was the One-Month Anniversary Of The Brussels Attack.

Yes, because it makes total sense to give terrorists the stage so we can all whine about how afraid we are, amirite?

Dash fumed, "I cannot believe that [Obama] did not even address that today is the [one-month] anniversary of the Brussels attacks. He addressed Earth Day instead."

"That's appalling. I've never seen a President bore so many people with so much drivel and embarrass the United States of America like he just did," she added.

I'm not embarrassed. Are you? I definitely would have been embarrassed if she had raved on about how the President observed the one-month anniversary of a terrorist attack in another country that isn't the country he's visiting right now.

I'm also embarrassed for Stacey, because it really must suck to have to sit on a couch in a short skirt with a camera staring down your dress in order for Roger Ailes to think you're doing a good job.

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