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Texas Fights To Secede From The United Damn States Of America

They should just go ahead and get 'er done.

As you have heard by now, Texas Republicans want to vote on a resolution at their convention in June that says Texas ought to bygawd secede from the United Damn States of America.

I am here to tell you that the Republican National convention is gonna be hotter than a hoochy-koochy dancer on Saturday night in a Del Rio. You should be able to fry bacon on the heads of three-fourths of the delegates.

My position is that we ought to let them secede … and move to Utah and start themselves another of those church things. You know, where they intermarry and never get elected President.

One of my paying jobs this month was to talk about the Texas GOP convention.


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