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Shorter Trump: The Real Victim Of The Parkland Tragedy Was ME!

Once again, Comrade Stupid makes it all about him.

So just in concluding, we have tremendous things happening. The country is doing well, and then we have a setback like this that’s so heart-wrenching. It’s so heart-wrenching. And we have to clean it up. We have to straight it out. You know, it’s wonderful we’re setting records on the economy. We’re setting records. Black unemployment at an all-time historical low. Hispanic unemployment at a historical low. Women unemployment at an 18-year low. Eighteen years. And, actually, I did very well with women during the election. Nobody wants to give me credit for that. To me, these are incredible statistics. And very importantly, we’re doing—our companies are doing well. The fundamentals are beyond what—literally beyond what anyone’s ever seen. This isn’t a bubble. You know there was bubbles in the past. Because these companies were valued and nobody understood—where is the money? Where is the money? And these are really strong companies we’re building now.

Yes, Comrade Trump was addressing the nation’s governors about school safety following the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. Oops, no one must have fished his cheat sheet out of the trash, because only a sociopath can describe the slaughter of 17 kids and teachers as a setback from all of HIS great news on the economy.

crossposted from Mock Paper Scissors

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