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So-Called President Orders Do-Over On Census Corruption Plan

Donnie demands that the court "stop time" so his highly competent staff can rig up a better excuse for excluding brown people from congressional maps.
So-Called President Orders Do-Over On Census Corruption Plan
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"King Dumbass the First" Orders Time To Stop

Thursday the Supreme Court told the incompetents in the Trump White House that their reasons for wanting a citizenship question on the Census were blatantly racist "contrived and not reasonable."

In response, Trump wants to **delay the Census**.

For the record, the Constitution requires a census every 10 years. So, you know, good luck with that, buddy.

(Note: by following the @RealPressSecBot, you can see all of Il Douche’s tweets without following him; which takes his numbers down, which he DOES NOT LIKE.)

Crossposted with permission from Mock Paper Scissors


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