October 12, 2021

Okay, in Kimberly Guilfoyle's defense, if Don Jr's mistress is going as Casper for Halloween, this is a #win.

As the "National Finance Director for the Make America Great Again, Again PAC" and ooh where are the financials for THAT and how late will they file their records with the FEC once he announces his candidacy nevermind, Kimberly went on the REAL America's Voice network to push for election audits in all 50 states.

If their experience with "forensic audits" is predictive, that means Trump will lose by an increased margin of about 15,000 votes, not factoring in the state legislatures figuring out how to pay for those audits. I guarantee you the cost will NOT be shouldered by the National Finance Director for the Make America Great Again, Again PAC, though!

She even wants to audit the vote in Florida. Has she checked in with Ron DeSantis on that?

But what's up with Kimberly's webcam? She clearly turned the Zoom face fix filter up to 11, and as a result, went TRANSPARENT on the television screen. Combined with the overwhelming black eye makeup, we've gotta go with "Halloween Costume audition."

Kimberly has made some unfortunate life choices in the past. Jane Mayer at the New Yorker documents Guilfoyle showing off dick pics, walking around nude, airing pornos in the office, and in the real career-suicide move, siding with Roger Ailes at Fox. There's also that very busy 2006 - divorced, married, gave birth in a 10 month period. Family values.

We can't wait to see how Kimberly's career unfolds with the whole campaign finance thing, and how much of the PAC money is going to pay off Deutchebank. As it says in Two Corinthians*, "there is nothing covered that shall not be revealed." Even if "transparency" is currently just a webcam setting.

*Matthew 10:26

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