December 6, 2021

You might remember this middle-aged bimbo as the one who went to the Capitol riot of January 6th on a private jet, and bragged that she'd never go prison because she was white and has blonde hair (sort of). She even asked Trump for a pardon. Well, with all her social media antics, she ended up with a 60-day sentence, which starts January 4th at a prison spa somewhere in Texas, because she plans to go there and detox, practice her yoga, and shed 30 pounds.

To say that many, if not all, of these Capitol rioters, are detached from reality is if anything an understatement.

Source: Business Insider

A Texas realtor who flew to Washington, DC, on a private jet and took part in the Capitol riot said she planned to practice yoga, detox from alcohol, and lose 30 pounds in prison.

Jenna Ryan, who pleaded guilty to a single federal misdemeanor charge of parading on Capitol grounds, was last month given a $1,500 fine and sentenced to 60 days in a Texas prison, court documents seen by Insider said. The documents indicated she was due to go to prison sometime after January 3, almost a year after the insurrection.

In a TikTok posted on Sunday, Ryan discussed what she planned to do in prison and suggested her main goal was to
lose weight.

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Posing in front of a mirror in a sports bra and yoga pants, Ryan said: "I have to report to prison, and the only thing that I can see that's good about having to go to prison is that I'm going to be able to work out a lot and do a lot of yoga and detox."

"And also I can't eat because the food is awful, and there's just no food. So hopefully they have, like, some protein shakes and some protein bars, I think, because you don't want to eat, like, green baloney — that's what they have to eat."

And if she loses the 30 pounds, "going to prison will be like totally worth it."

Yeah, she said that. Out loud. And put it on social media.

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