April 24, 2023

Republican Florida Gov. Pudding Hands is on a world tour where he's totally not gearing up for a Presidential bid (wink wink). Meanwhile, his state was hit with a rain of "Biblical proportions" and residents had to endure a gas shortage. DeSantis was out traveling and whatnot with little concern for his state.

While in Japan on Monday to meet with Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida and other officials as part of his alleged four-nation trade mission, the Florida Gov. was asked about his poll numbers which are cratering, and DeSantis sounded like a Valley Girl.

"Any thoughts on that?" the reporter asked.

"I'm not a candidate, so we'll see if and when that changes," Ron DeSantis said as his little old head started bopping around as if it might fall off his shoulders. That awkward moment earned him the online nickname of #BobbleheadRon.

I'm just surprised he didn't wear his white Wonder Boots, too. I'm equally amazed that he didn't crack some gum in his mouth while twisting his hair, saying, "Whatever!"

Twitter users wanted to know if he was OK.

I have a seizure disorder, but it looks like only his head was seizing out. So, this was Ronald's chance to show the world that he can look presidential. Instead, his head started bopping around while he tried to sarcastically snap at a reporter.

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