Oh, look, the man who once tried to trademark 'You're Fired' is now personally curating a national playlist of whose concerts we’re allowed to enjoy. Nothing says Presidential quite like spending your morning rage-tweeting about a 76-year-old rocker who hurt your feelings with a guitar. Bruce Springsteen looks like a 'dried-up prune'? Coming from someone whose spray tan has more layers than the Department of Government Efficiency, that’s rich.
After posting "KANGAROO COURT," after birthright citizenship arguments at the Supreme Court went south, Trump turned his rage to The Boss.
"Bad, and very boring singer, Bruce Springsteen, who looks like a dried up prune who has suffered greatly from the work of a really bad plastic surgeon, has long had a horrible and incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, sometimes referred to as TDS," the 79-year-old president wrote.
"The guy is a total loser who spews hate against a President who won a Landslide Election, including the popular vote, all Seven Swing States, and 86% of the Counties across America," he falsely added. "Under Sleepy Joe and the Dems, our Country was DEAD, and now we have the “hottest” Country, by far, anywhere in the World. MAGA SHOULD BOYCOTT HIS OVERPRICED CONCERTS, WHICH SUCK. SAVE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY. AMERICA IS BACK!!! President DJT"
Yeah, well, OK then. MAGA can go to Kid Rock concerts. I don't think Springsteen wants the red hats around anyway. Score!
MAGA’s new cultural policy: if the Boss doesn’t kiss the ring, his fans should stay home and do whatever the fuck it is they do there. Stream only state-approved bangers between 8 PM and sunrise? Bold strategy for the 'hottest country in the world.' Careful, Mr. President, sir —next thing you know, someone might write a song about this tantrum. And we all know how well that usually ends for you.
I'll just leave this here:
