It's truly amazing that the Catholic Church so easily survives in communities. You know, with the ridiculous number of pedophiles they send out into the world.
Pardon the Pundit: Buddy Roemer finally drops out of the race after finally noticing that even he has no idea who he is.
The Paltry Sapien: Are you a Hippie, and if not…wherein not?
StopRush.net: Remember, the First Amendment also allows for freedom of assembly.