July 14, 2010

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Maybe Jack Tapper and Ruth Marcus will come to their rescue again because I imagine Tapper will just say that FOX News was getting their info from one uncorroborated source inside the prison walls and it's a very dangerous place to do reporting in. As for Ruth Marcus? I'll remain silent on her.

FOX News: Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Inmate Says

Tamara Haley, 38, is doing time for heroin possession and prostitution. She said Monday: "Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan. "Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it -- even the guards."

Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail's lesbian gangs -- and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches. She said: "The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available.

"So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight.

"Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."

And if the lesbians don't get her, Tamara says she might get it from all the murderers even though she'll be segregated from them.

Haley added: "She'll be segregated from the general population, but where she's going it is even worse. It's the wing where the murderers are. "I don't think they will actually be able to get to her, but you never know. At the very least some of those hard cases will try to scare her. They'll scream stuff to her from their cells.

Yea, prison is tough like that. Now that's real reporting.
Don't miss the FOX411 host saying that Lohan will be subjected to a "full cavity search" too.

We have crazed, angry blacks stealing the election for Obama and wild hordes of lesbian prisoners having their way with you too. We're losing the culture wars. It's all going to hell with your liberal agenda!

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