via WOC: That was one of the topics on today's "Hannity and Lame Replacement for That Other Guy" show.

Here's the promo from the Fox News site: Why is the "Easter bunny" under attack? You won't believe what some malls in Florida have planned less than two weeks before one of biggest day's on the Christian calendar.

But actually, we would believe it because we already discussed it last Saturday. (To recap the story: three malls in the Palm Beach area are calling their seasonal varmints by names other than the Easter Bunny, so as to get all parents, not just the Christian ones, to bring the tikes to the mall to get some chocolate eggs and then buy a bunch of stuff from Toys 'R Us).

However, we predicted that it would be Bill O'Reilly who would spearhead the "Easter is under attack" call to arms, not Sean Hannity. So, I guess we aren't as prescient as we on

Another FOX News Alert(fake): The Seculars are attacking leprechauns!
Since their success at trying to kill the eater bunny, liberals are making a play at the Irish leprechaun. The little green men are a valued symbol during St Patty's day, so the liberals are going to malls all across America wanting to change the color from a bright green to a more nuetral mauve...more later!


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