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Stewart Ridicules Boehner For Not Controlling His Caucus

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart gave kissy-face House Speaker John Boehner the treatment he deserved after he let his caucus make a mockery of him on the DHS funding bill this week.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart gave kissy-face House Speaker John Boehner the treatment he deserved after he let his caucus make a mockery of him on the DHS funding bill this week.

Daily Show host Jon Stewart ripped House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) on Monday for apparently losing control of his own members in the dispute over funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

“It’s as though the caucus that you, John Boehner, purport to control has told you to [kiss] their ass,” Stewart said, making ironic “kissy-face” noises to replicate Boehner’s display toward the press corps late last week.

Stewart said Boehner was “overconfident to the point of weirdness” as the House GOP stonewalled their own Senate colleagues after they passed a federal budget that provided funding for not only the department, but President Barack Obama’s executive order on immigration.

Just three months promising to be able to govern effectively in the wake of their pulling a “Red Wedding” on Democrats last November, Stewart noted, it took a last-minute vote to pass a stopgap bill funding DHS until this coming Friday.

“This finally answers the question, where is the turd clogging our legislative plumbing? They’re called House Republicans,” he argued. “Everything was gonna run smoothly if we had a Republican Senate with a Republican House. Turns out no one can work with a Republican House — they’re the Keith Olbermann of Congresses.”

I particularly love his analogy when it comes to Republicans picking Department of Homeland Security as the legislation they want to use to stop President Obama's immigration orders.

STEWART: Are you kidding me? You're blocking DHS funding for a completely different executive immigration action? So to stop the president from being too lienent on illegal immigration, you want to defund the department that secures the border.

That’s really like saying, "You know, you kids are too horny and oversexed — so your mother and I have decided to take away all of your clothes. And from now on, if your friends wanna visit you, they’ve gotta do it in our basement, on the couch, without supervision, next to the cabinet while this Barry White album is playing."

How can you gamble with homeland security Republicans, as scared as you are?

They may be scared, but as we're finding out, nothing trumps their hatred of President Obama.

Can you help us out?

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