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Hookers And Booze? This Guy's Just Pulling Himself Up By His Bootstraps

He's a good capitalist!
Hookers And Booze? This Guy's Just Pulling Himself Up By His Bootstraps
"For $20, I can get you a bottle of whiskey." Image from: mchdata.com

Maybe he used to be a banker, what's the problem? The guy's just being a good capitalist:

NORRISTOWN, Pa. -- Authorities say a man living in a suburban Philadelphia assisted-living facility has lost his housing subsidy after officials found a prostitute underneath his bed.

Uri Monson tells The Intelligencer in Doylestown the man, believed to be in his 70s, paid prostitutes using profits earned from peddling alcohol to fellow residents.

Monson says the man was a "more mobile gentleman" who went on booze runs for his neighbors.

The incident was reported Thursday after county commissioners authorized contract extensions with private facilities housing former residents of the closed county-owned assisted living facility.

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