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Nikki Haley: Calling Kim Jong-Un 'Rocket Man'? 'It Worked!'

All the world leaders are engaged in petty name-calling now, so it was a success.

In case you missed it, the so-called president went before the United Nations yesterday and said

“Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime. If the United States is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.”

And the so-called UN Ambassador Nikki Haley's face during the speech was not one of mirth and appreciation:

But after a good night's sleep and a generous spritz of "Complicit by Ivanka Trump" perfume, Nikki was ready to tell George Stephanopoulos that her boyfriend wasn't really an alcoholic the so-called president wasn't completely nuts, he was a success!

"It worked. I was talking to a president of an African country yesterday, and he actually cited 'Rocket Man' back to me."

"This is a way of ... getting people to talk about him, but every other international community is referring to him as Rocket Man," she continued.

So now that we can measure "success" by whether a cheap petty nickname catches on with others, we at C&L have decided to fight Trump with Trump: by giving nasty nicknames to people pushing his disastrous agenda: "Butcher" Barrasso, "Let'em all die" Lindsay (Graham), "Killer" Cassidy. Hypocrite Haley. "Machiavelli Mike" Pence.

Treason Trump or Dollar Donald? Either way he'll sell out his country and the office he swore to serve for a buck.

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