Four and twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie ... Wha'? Different kind of "baked"? O.K. then.

A call to activism from Mock Paper Scissors ('though not from Tengrain).

Life continues: Mark Evanier leaves his house & does a good deed w/ a stranger whose face he never saw. At a Mickey D's.

There is one hell of a lot of stupid for Zandar to fight. It's so stupid as to be suicidal. Own those libs!!

Sensing a theme: his vorpal sword looks at the lemmings.

Cancelled election talk from Balkinization.

Not really a bonus: Sorry to see Scholars & Rogues close their doors; you may have the time to look at their archives now.

By M. Bouffant. Submissions more than welcome, at mbru@crooksandliars.com.