December 26, 2020

Hey guys, remember that time when Kimberly Guilfoyle —Junior Mints’ emotional cougar— promised the highest bidders, er, biggest donors a lap dance?

Just sayin’.

Kimberly got paid $15000 a month for fundraising and outreach from Brad Parscale's Trumpian money laundering extravaganza.

And her 'The Best! is yet! to come!' primal scream will far outlast any other memory of the Republican 2020 Convention, aside from the fact that it was the first RNC to decline to have a platform, except for 'we support the policies of Donald J. Trump.'

PS: Thanks for the Guilfoyle challenge, internet.

Here's your Crookie, Kim.


Excerpted by permission from Mock Paper Scissors

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