Governor Tim Walz made a comment about how he thinks his masculinity intimidates MAGA men. This, in turn, triggered all the MAGA men - and some MAGA women - who proceeded to prove Walz correct by showing off their own insecurity by posturing. One of these wannabe macho men was Jesse (or is it Jessie) Watters, who petulantly provided his list of dos and don'ts for being masculine:

Well, his nicknames tampon no real man has a nickname like that. Well, that's what it is. I'm sorry, I didn't make it up. He wants them in boys' bathrooms.

Real men don't talk about how they can beat other guys up. They don't talk about how masculine they are. Maybe if you're a professional fighter you can do that, but I don't know people that do that and I know a lot of tough guys, like this guy.

Yeah, I have rules for men, they're just funny they're not that serious like you don't eat soup in public. You don't cross your legs. And you don't drink from a straw, and one of the reasons you don't drink from a straw is because the way your lips purse. It's very effeminate and you all his excuse was well, I was drinking a milkshake again. You shouldn't be drinking a milkshake. Milkshakes are for kids. The Democrats, what they've done is they feminized themselves in order to win elections and then they lost the election and then they lost their manhood. So, now all of these Democrat men are trying to talk about masculinity now. Real men don't talk about masculinity. Real men never say misogyny. It's just not something we say.

Tyrus picked up a few clues when he's doing all these manly things to win elections. He was opening up a hood of a truck and tire says you don't change a clean air filter with another clean air filter. Another clue he was playing Madden with AOC, she really knows how to dial up a nice pick six. Now he says he was a football coach. That doesn't make any sense. He went hunting and look like he'd never handled a gun before that I don't know what kind of shot he is. But he's trying to prove himself now.

If you think it's sexy to spend your honeymoon in China. I don't think that's manly. I don't think it's manly not to protect the country, protect public safety, protect women, protect kids from getting their manhood clipped. They're doing a lot of strange things Jessica and I'm looking at you. I feel that I need to prove my manhood. I do it every day. Yeah, you do it every time of the day.

Now, we all know that Republicans suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit), but I definitely remember the GOP presidential primary debates, where you had a bunch of old, white men posturing about who was the most masculine, who had the biggest "hands." I also remember one Republican who bragged about sexually assaulting women, was convicted of raping a woman, and hung with a couple known for sex trafficking. I don't find that manly, but Watters does.

And yes, dialing up a pick six is actually a thing. Real men do say misogyny, but they don't practice it. And doing something sweet and romantic for the woman you love is about as manly as it gets.

But I do have a question for Watters: Is dat you, buddy?

Just asking for a friend.