President Dozy Donald Trump appeared to need his nap time during a press conference about his administration's attack on Venezuela and the capture of its president and his wife. We realize that it must be challenging to sleep through a coup, but by golly, your favorite president (Trump!) did it!
And this clip will have the most outstanding ratings ever. No president has ever done what Trump has done: take a nap during an important press conference at his fancy pants Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, while Gen. Dan Caine, Trump’s chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was providing new details about the attack on the sovereign country. I feel like we've been here before with Bush/Cheney's weapons of mass destruction and all of that, but here we go again. Trump's already admitted that this attack is about Venezuela's oil, and nothing to do with drugs.
Trump said he's not afraid of 'boots on the ground,' so OK. Send Barron there since y'all are so alpha male and shit.
Trump's mental and physical health has been under scrutiny lately. He's old. Like, OK, I'm old, but I'm old-old, not Donald Trump old. The old guy is all kinds of fucked up, and for a guy who is unsure if he will get to heaven, he certainly is living the latter part of his life to be sure he'll never see those pearly gates. Whatever. Fuck you, Donald, you pussy ass bitch. I was going to use the c-word, but I'm a lady and stuff.
So, Trump took a nap while standing up. Not too many people could accomplish that!
Social media users had some thoughts.
Confuckingratulations, MAGA, y'all have not only managed to fuck up the United States, but it's global now. Yay for you!
