Hello, everyone. It's great to be back. Let's get right to it. I may be an anti-monarchist, but I should really go enjoy me some Victoria Day .

Zandar Versus the Stupid: Not everyone's so enthused about the NAACP's support for same-sex marriage. (To me, it was a sign of still better things to come.)

Ramona's Voices: Fair-weather Democrats could be the death of us yet.

Take My Country Back: An open letter to the world from an embarrassed American.

Whatever: How being a straight white male is the lowest difficulty setting of all.

Round-up by Michael J.W. Stickings of The Reaction (@mjwstickings). I'll be here all week.

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