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Condos On The Beach! Trump Makes A Deal, Saves The World

He advised Kim he could build condos on North Korea's "great beaches."

Sure, it was just that simple. Two authoritarian nut jobs meet, talk for a few hours and now everything's fine! Via the Washington Post:

SINGAPORE — President Trump said he “developed a very special bond” with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un during their historic summit here Tuesday and proclaimed the start of a new era that could break a cycle of nuclear brinkmanship and stave off a military confrontation.

“Yesterday’s conflict does not have to be tomorrow’s war,” Trump said at a news conference in Singapore following more than four hours of talks with Kim.

Trump said Kim “reaffirmed” his commitment to denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula and also agreed to destroy a missile site in the country.

“We’re ready to write a new chapter between our nations,” the president said.

Trump sounded triumphant following his meeting with Kim, expressing confidence that the North Korean leader was serious about abandoning his nuclear program and transforming his country from an isolated rogue regime into a respected member of the world community.

He showed him a video about how wealthy North Korea could be! It worked!

Trump also announced that the U.S. would stop joint military training exercises with South Korea -- which was news to South Korea!


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