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Friday News Dump: Okay, Dems, We're Almost There! And Other News

Let's get out there. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!

It's. So. Close. So, so close. (I don't mean the election. I mean "getting rid of the Orange Cheeto.")

Did you vote? Good. Then let's prepare to say a not-so-fond farewell to these horrible people. Don't let the door hit you in the ass, guys!



Guys. GUYS. This is it, the last weekend before the elections. Do your phone banking, drive your neighbors to drop off their ballots. You all voted, right? RIGHT?

And I finally get to tell you what I think: Biden by 8+. I think the pollsters are under polling likely voters, because the under-24 turnout right now is so huge, there's no way they adjusted for it. So here's what I see:


And this will be my celebration song, after the entire world heaves a sigh of relief: "Is it really over? He lost?"

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