SNL's cold open featured Donald Trump torturing Chris Christie, just like he did at his presser last week which has resulted in the NJ media calling for the governor's resignation.

I even got this fat piece of crap behind me now.

It featured Trump, as he explains how everybody, even the racists love him and then ended with Donald answering the "little hands" question.

P.S., America, I have a great big huge dick!

Thanks for the good material, Roboto.