Donald Trump took time off from taking victory laps over the Gaza-Hamas peace deal to rage about TIME magazine's photograph of him, writing on Truth Social, "What are they doing, and why?" The septuagenarian president admitted that the article is "a relatively good story," but flipped out over the magazine's photo, claiming they “disappeared” his hair.
"Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time," he wrote. "They “disappeared” my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one."
"Really weird!" he added. "I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture, and deserves to be called out. What are they doing, and why?"
Why? Because he's 79 years old, that's why. He should be more concerned with his vag-neck in the photo:
The living Israeli hostages held in Gaza have been freed under the first phase of Donald Trump's peace plan, alongside a Palestinian prisoner release. The deal may become a signature achievement of Trump's second term, and it could mark a strategic turning point for the Middle… pic.twitter.com/0bZDABIDGj
— TIME (@TIME) October 13, 2025
Let's look at that neck again:
— Metal Mark 🇺🇸 (@MarkMantis) October 14, 2025
Maybe it's Laura Loomer's vagina. Trump has denied wearing a hairpiece, but we have eyes and can see that's not true. Also, there is no visible scar on his ear.
Submitted without comment.😐 https://t.co/8t2DiZbYBE pic.twitter.com/1TKOZMdMo3
— White Ppl Created Fascism (@voteheaux) October 14, 2025
Viewing his neck from that angle sets off the alarms on Mike Johnson’s and his son’s phones https://t.co/FjQ4jNvzx8
— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) October 14, 2025
He could always emulate President Stephen Miller, who in 2018, sprayed his scalp with a cosmetic spray for a television appearance.
Remember this?:
