Hey everyone, I'm Bill Wolfrum. You know, after a tough week like this, I like to sit back with a bottle of H2Om, get super-hydrated and get my zazen on like there's no Mahāyāna.

Corrente: Mitt Romney likes Mel Sembler. Because anyone willing to have a girl beaten, raped, starved and imprisoned to scare her straight is good enough to raise money for Mitt.

The Strange Death of Liberal America: If the military wasn't bad enough, the Pentagon's briefing on it was truly disturbing.

Thoughts from an Empty Head: Luckily, when the re-education centers open, you won't need a passport to enter.

Excuse the mess ... that was just my head: Dear Democratic Congress, explain to me why I voted for you again?

The Gypsy's Caravan: When Dick Cheney is being protested in Wyoming, it's safe to say his popularity is next to nil.

Angry Brown Butch: The latest on the Mariah Lopez case in New York.

I'd like to thank John, Mike and Blue Gal for the opportunity and thank you all for having me here at the Round up. Keep up the great work everybody.

Next up is Mark Hoback of The Aristocrats.