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Friday News Dump: Republicans Heart Neanderthals -- And Other News

Yes, life is just another South Park episode.

As we know, life in these United States has all too frequently outrun the ability of our satire manufacturers to keep up. It seems like every day, I look at The Onion and mistake it for a real headline story, or I hear some news that hearkens back to a Simpsons bit -- or a South Park episode.

So naturally, the Republicans say, "Hold my beer!"

Seems like the whole fake outrage routine was too absurd even for Little Marco:



That's it! Have a great weekend, wash your hands and wear your masks. Any minute now, we'll have pandemic relief funding, and people can breathe easier.

Finally: I don't want to tempt fate, but it's really starting to feel like spring around here.

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